"BE WARNED: The bearer of this is a MOTHERFUCKING ART MERCENARY, legally entitled to take no shit and give no fucks."
This print is available as an 12x8 inch reproduction on matte-finished cardstock. If you'd like your print signed, just specify so when placing your order.
...wait, that wasn't enough for you? You want to be able to give these to your friends and carry one on your own body in a smaller than large-awkward-sign-around-the-neck format? BRILLIANT. Here- have not just one, but TEN perfectly wallet-sized card versions.